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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:37 am


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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:40 am

There seems to be quite a lot going on in Bree these days. Maybe I should head back over there unless someone can fill me in...

Anyway, welcome (again) to all the newcomers! We're thrilled that you decided to post here. cheers
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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:33 am

I lured them with my discount lessons on how to reduce the carbon footprint of their holes.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by RA on Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:19 am

Thanks for the welcome everyone. It took me a while to find this place. Forumshire is much bigger than Bree. Smile

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by halfwise on Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:59 am

A whole extended family just snuffed, bargain rates on holes everywhere.

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:41 pm

yes R.A this place is a bit of a warren like Tookborough.
some of those holes are a bit smelly and cobwebby though, so choose carefully.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 19, 2012 1:21 pm

Get a nice barrel instead, with a jacuzzi and bar.

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Re: The Daily Purist

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Eldorion on Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:53 pm

If we got a new issue of the DP out of this, it can't be all bad. Nod
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:06 am

Right on !!
We Ladies of Forumshire are joined, as one, In a united Front against the egotistical ramblings of a Dickensian view held mainly by one individual precisely. We fought heartily for the right to vote, Equality, & against the censorship of all females everywhere !. This, ladies, is one more obstacle that we can over come !, We WILL oppress the Tyrant, in all shapes & form !, We shall stand firm,side by side,arm in arm, till Women are shown in their right place,as a formidable ali OR as a substantial Foe ! We will not bow down to pressure,or racism against us,or to hypocracy or harrassment ! We firmly believe we can scurge out this narrow minded,blinkered idea,that met its death ages ago ! We are "The Liberated Front of Hobbits"! And we will not submit!



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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:29 am

Thats all very well but I trust you plan to get the dishes and the hoovering done before you start? Nod

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:08 am

Ever heard of a Dishwasher ?? And my "Hole" doesnt get that grubby that I have to hoover to often,just a flick of the wrist will surfice. ( you men should be well adapt at "wrist flicking!") Wink
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:53 pm

You see? This is why lady hobbits shouldn't even be allowed to vote in the Mayoral elections let alone stand in them. Lowers the whole tone that sort of talk Mad best set the menfolk to run Forumshire. Nod


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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:39 pm

I enjoy a game of "cat & mouse", I like to torment & annoy. When I get sarcastic with my other half, well, I can keep it going for DAYS!. Very Happy
(dont worry, I dont have a ditch big enough !) Laughing

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:45 pm

Eldo! Encryption failure again! Mad

I might get away with this with you Azriel for a while but when the actual Mayor turns back up I may need an asbestos kilt! Shocked

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Norc on Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:49 pm

what happened here? what did I miss?
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:51 pm

Are you bravely trying to say theres a Hot smoking Hobbit under that skirt,er, kilt !? Ive heard all that before, its all wishful thinking!
( is this a euphemism for "flame thrower"?)...... more like a damp sparkler ! Laughing

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:05 pm

Ony if I drop my pipe! Shocked
Theres a typical pale blue Scotshobbit underneath my KILT otherwise (and a secret buckie stash but I refuse to say where)

I would suggest you go back a page Norc and read my posts- but its probably safer for me if you dont

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Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:13 pm

No,please Norc, do read, Let dear Petty "man up" to the risque remark he earlier said,
Petty: are you sure your "pipe" is long enough to reach the ground ?!, or even venture out in daylight ?, If your "blueness" turns green,its due to the formaldehyde youve hidden in the dark recesses of your pleats. Its not meant to be absorbed THERE, (youre meant to DRINK it)..You blue buckie bod ! Laughing

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Re: The Daily Purist

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by David H on Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:20 pm

Look! Nipples! cheers
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by David H on Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:22 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
(and a secret buckie stash but I refuse to say where)



If it's the chili buckie I gave you for your birthday, I know exactly were! Twisted Evil
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by azriel on Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:47 pm

Petty before:

Petty after:
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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:53 pm

yeeeeeeeeewwwwww! what is that? is it ((((((poop?)))))))

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:03 pm

meanwhile...in Forumshire there was a horrible smell of poop..

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