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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun May 01, 2011 4:15 pm

Thought that was an English word scratch It means cooking food outside on a fire or a grill (no idea what that might be called in English)

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Post by Eldorion on Sun May 01, 2011 6:45 pm

As hilarious as ever! Laughing Laughing I use Chrome and the pictures are a bit big, but I just open them in a new tab by right-clicking and I'm able to see it no problem! Very Happy

Also, I haven't looked at PT at all for a while, but NotP motivated me to go back and find this "that other site" comment. (BTW guys, that was dangerously close to real journalism. Mad ) I'm tempted to mention that we've all run off, especially since there appears to be a former THM person there under a new name (not sure who), but what do you guys think? Personally I'd be in favour of posting a link, for the sake of the remaining refugees, at least. Smile


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Post by Eldorion on Sun May 01, 2011 6:46 pm

Ringdrotten wrote:Thought that was an English word scratch It means cooking food outside on a fire or a grill (no idea what that might be called in English)

Yeah, it is. Another word that might be used is barbecue but (in my mind, at least) that's just a specific type of grilling.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun May 01, 2011 6:53 pm

Barbecueing ahh. Not one of those spit-roasts footballers seem to enjoy so much then? Glad thats cleared up!

As to journalism in the NotP- well I never! Wonder who there mole is! Dangerous unpleasant work it must be.
I am all for you putting a link in Eldo- they might not like it much but you could alternatively just mention we are still about and that a google hunt for hobbit movie forum should turn up some 'free spirited results', ahem.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun May 01, 2011 7:03 pm

Will do then. Very Happy Hopefully we'll see some more refugees coming over. I wouldn't mind Planet Tolkienites posting either, if they were so inclined, since from my brief time at PT they seem very nice. Smile
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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun May 01, 2011 7:21 pm

I agree on posting a link as well, sounds like a good idea Smile And don't worry, Petty, no spit-roasts Laughing Laughing

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun May 01, 2011 7:28 pm

Done. Very Happy

On another note, Taz has replaced our old forum with this ... http://the-hobbit-movie.com/forum/

I am at a loss for words.


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Post by Eldorion on Sun May 01, 2011 7:31 pm

What Taz has to say on Facebook:

It's (obviously) a little bare as it's just gone online, so would be great if some of you could login and get some interesting discussions started about the movie(s)! Thank you

Yes, apologies for that. The original idea was to merge it into Planet Tolkien but it was a mistake, as PT's focus isn't the movie's but Tolkien's literature in general. Since then, there has been lots of confusion and people asking for a Hobbit Movie only forum, off of the the-hobbit-movie.com website. So I have installed a new one and will be leaving it well alone now. Live and learn Smile

The old forum is still merged into PT but the new one will not be.

I guess I wish he could have at least let the place where the old forum used to be rest in peace. Or finished bringing back the posts he promised he would. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun May 01, 2011 8:06 pm

We should pay those guys who messed with Playstation Network to bring his whole site down, just for this Evil or Very Mad

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun May 01, 2011 8:49 pm

Put a link to here on the old site too Eldo!! That'll teach em.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Tinuviel on Mon May 02, 2011 4:42 am

UGH! DESPICABLE!!!!!!
Where's Odo and his disrespectability-banter when you need him?

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Saradoc on Mon May 02, 2011 11:02 am

It was my journalistic probing questions that got such an answer from Taz, under my top secret code name! Here to help! Though I think the best form of revenge would be to join the site...and then not talk about the movie...but about Bin Laden's death or how amazing and respectable Odo is...!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon May 02, 2011 11:51 am

So are you NotP's insider mole then Saradoc?! Very Happy

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon May 23, 2011 2:03 am

Sorry about it being a day late but they were late with the buckie payment- and no buckie no delivery! Evil or Very Mad Not had a chance to read this weeks yet but I'm sure there will be nothing in it to upset anyone.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by odo banks on Mon May 23, 2011 2:24 am

However hilarious your rags are, Mr Orif, I simply refuse to read any article in them --- and I state catergorically, MOST (or some) of what you write is simply NOT true (or NOT true in every detail, which amounts to pretty much the same thing, well, according to the opinion held in respectable circles anyhow)--- and certainly NOT respectable! Mad

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon May 23, 2011 2:38 am

Dear Mr Odo Banks,
we at NotP often find that those who feature in our excellently researched, indepth brand of journalism, are those who shout the loudest against us. And we also often find that those who shout the loudest have the most to hide. And the Banks family more so than most we believe.
Be sure NotP will be keeping a close eye on Forumshire, ready to report the truth (as we see it and with all the usual caveats (thankyou Tony Blair)) and despite futile protests to the contary by those with unrespectable agendas.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by The Archet Bugle on Mon May 23, 2011 2:54 am

BUGLE REACTS!


Bugle HomilyIt is a sad inditement of the times that the most popular (and hilarious - in a bad way!) newspaper (a mere 'rag') in Forumshire is the NotP. This, the respectable journalists (NOT muckrakers) of The Archet Bugle opine, is a POOR STATE OF AFFAIRS. How a scurrilous, pestilential and decitful rag (yes, we say "deceitful" for in a way, sort of, after a fashion, depending on the ambient lighting to some point, the "NotP" is a "deceitful" rag!) can be so popular surely shows the basic level of intelligence and propriety Forumshire folk have. Let that be the case though, for The Bugle can't fight every Satanistic Hydrahead in this (once) respectable land! However, at last this Respectable Bugle MUST address the slurrious issues NotP have risen. Frankly, we've had enough.

Indeed, we at The Bugle have taken to the streets. Let the People have a say, we say!


STREET TALK

Biffo Banks: "I waznet eefin thar!"

Porgy Bunk-Banks says: "Wizey waz usin it last I know - chan-ling! I don't know how it even got there. Did I, Bif?

Janesmith: (anticipated reply): "I will no longer write for the NotP. It has become a scurrilous tissue of lies! Also, I'm paid nicely where I am. Which is more than I can say for my previous Scotsthrifty employer! And photographs, btw, can be doctored! Mad

Odo Banks: "I deny everything!"

Wisey Banks: "Can anyone tell me how to deal with these queer hobbits in the garden? They look at least half dead and they're eating my strawberries!

Queen Tinuviel: (a.r.) "The NotP is a buckie ridden institution in my opinion -- and not in a good way.

Kafria: (a.r.): "My daughter is allowed to do whatever she likes, as should all modern children. NotP might just have to get jiggy wiv it, I say!"

Ally: (a.r). I'm away for the moment. Back soon. I do miss Odo terribly so!

Ringdrotten: (a.r.) Is that the Danes -- no, I think they're brain eating zombies --- no... it's the Danes alright... Shocked

GB: (a.r.): "I could do wit another brain, just now.... tasty...."

Saradoc: (a.r.): "I seem to have lost something.. now where did I put it, I wonder? It was here a moment ago. Hey! Is that my brain you've got there!" Mad

Springstar: (a.r.): "They are an odd bunch here. I thought this was a Hobbit Movie Forum?"

Squatch: (a.r.): Let me see. I'll show him! Forumshire dictionary ----- Here it is. S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. Gee willikens, he was right after all! Shocked


EDITORIAL
As our devoted readers can see, while popular, NotP is not RESPECTED.

I rest my case.
Odo R. Banks, esquire.



Sorry! Missed one!

Mr Tyrant: (a.r): "Nock the nelly knee, gee me nikkynacks!" Shocked













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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Mon May 23, 2011 3:04 am

I'm most interested in this election coming up. Very Happy Are Monarchs and Admins allowed to run? Razz

Also, I'm sure that State News and the Forumshire Office of Respectability will be wanting to conduct a full investigation into the goings-on of Our Lady School after these disturbing revelations. Mad
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Post by Eldorion on Mon May 23, 2011 3:05 am

The Archet Bugle wrote:Sorry! Missed one!

I don't merit an anticipated reply? Sad
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Post by The Archet Bugle on Mon May 23, 2011 3:07 am

QUICK REPLY EDITION

Huh? What's going on? Merit a reply? Oh I'll... just... read...it.. shall I? Nuh. No reply!

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Post by Eldorion on Mon May 23, 2011 3:13 am

Perhaps I can speed up the investigation, then. Laughing Razz
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Post by The Archet Bugle on Mon May 23, 2011 3:18 am

FURTHER REPLY

Oh alright!

Eldorion: (a.r.): "Did someone say 'bananas'? I'm investigating 'bananas''!"

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Post by Eldorion on Mon May 23, 2011 3:19 am

Laughing Good enough for now. Very Happy
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Post by The Archet Bugle on Mon May 23, 2011 3:21 am

SCRAP OF PAPER FOUND IN TRASH CAN (BEFORE NotP GOT IT)

Hee hee - slipped in an edit to my last post when you weren't looking, Eldo....

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon May 23, 2011 3:42 am

The NotP would like to thank the Archet Bugle for printing its latest damp squib of an edition here on the NotP thread where the rental space in buckie is very high. You shall be receiving a bill in the forumshire post soon.
We would also like to add that not only do we stick by our stories and sources, no matter how drunk they or we are, and that every word we print is the undiluted essence of truth, which may to some without the eyes to see appear not look like truth at all.
As to the departure of Jane from our staff, good riddens, two coloumns and she made the letters up, waste of buckie. If Dear Janes returns to our pages, assuming anyone has a problem to solve, we are obliged to point out that we have copyright over all images and right of use- or in other words we have the page template and are to bloody drunk to change it now.
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