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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:27 am

Dont miss todays late edition of your Sunday NotP!

We celebrate Eldo's birthday by telling the mostly true story of his scandalous rise to power!

The Crabbit Boffins predict BOFA's explosive content so you can be prepared to avoid it!

Birthday Hobbit Lass of the Day, or will it be Hobbit Lad of the Day? Buy it to find out!

And our top reported Pretty gives her indepth analysis of the candidates for mayor and in which order she would most like to have sex with them!


Only in your bumper Sunday NotP!!

Don't miss it or we send people round!

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by halfwise on Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:18 pm

Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right?  And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen. Suspect


She did have it in spoilers labeled "NSFW" with the 'here's the one that got me in trouble...' prelude. Should have been sufficient warning.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:03 pm

Can't wait, Petty! Cheerleader

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Eldorion wrote:You guys do realize that some people view this site at work, right?  And/or other places where there are other people in the room who can see their computer screen. Suspect


She did have it in spoilers labeled "NSFW" with the 'here's the one that got me in trouble...' prelude.  Should have been sufficient warning.

I'm not sure why you felt compelled to resurrect a tangent that was resolved months ago, but my post was mainly in response to Dave's unmarked (since modified) post.
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by bungobaggins on Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:41 pm

Admin wrote:I like that this forum is able to be a little on the edgy side



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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:04 am

Sorry for the delay- stuff happened (ok the stuff came in a bottle  drunken drunken ) but its nearly done, and it is a bumper issue!

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by azriel on Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:03 am

bounce  Goody !

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Amarië on Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:33 pm

Yeah baby, bring it on!!  :carrot: 

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Re: The News of the Pure

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:37 pm

Sorry- had some pc issues- spent the last two days saving my hard drive  Mad 

The new issue will be uploaded this evening, I am still trying to recover the last two pages of it I did, but I may have to redo them if that fails.  Mad 

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:22 pm

Sorry to hear about your PC issues, Petty, but thanks again for all your hard work with the papers! Nod
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:48 pm

Seems to be fixed (fingers crossed) but I did lose the last two pages, for the second bloody time  Mad I am tempted to just say sod it and put the rest up, but there was some good stuff in those pages (including the all new Classified Ads sections) so I think I will plod on and do them again.
And I have company tonight, so that might unfortunately delay it a little longer, but then I am such a crabbit bastard they might not stay long.  Very Happy 

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Aug 14, 2014 6:40 pm

So turned out I hadn't entirely solved my pc issues after all  Mad And I didnt want to delay any longer, and I just couldnt be arsed redoing the last two pages again, so here it is without them- the two missing pages- classified and the Mayor election special will bein the next issues- Lances Birthday edition.










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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:28 pm

So Skippy was real all along.. Shocked Wonderful NOTP edition cheers  Loved The Rise of Eldo, I always liked a little bit of nostalgia Very Happy And a huge lol!  to the line about GB opening 4 Emma Watson threads Laughing

{{{ Damn it, I don't have time to read the papers - I've got more photoshopping to do! Mad }}}

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Amarië on Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:11 pm

BRILLIANT!!  cheers 

Now I can hardly wait for Lance's birthday edition. Very Happy

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by azriel on Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:04 pm

Great fun Petty, Always something to look forward to  Cheerleader 

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by halfwise on Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:47 am

You've already outdone yourself and there were two pages missing? Wow.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by David H on Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:00 am

For yellow journalism, it's pure gold!  cheers 

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Tinuviel on Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:27 am

Loved it Petty!!!!!!!! Though make sure not to send any papers to Valinor. Beren doesn't need to know what he missed while away from my party  Shocked 

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:15 pm

Thanks guys.  pub 

And dont you worry your Maj I kept Beren and Haun busy all night- they saw nothing (the things I do for my Monarch! {{{and her buckie}}})

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:02 am

I got a chance to read this on my phone before, but I wanted to re-read it on my computer before responding. You always do a great job with the NotP, Petty, and it's always a joy to get a glimpse of how I come across through the NotP's accounts of my reign. Razz Thanks so much for a birthday tradition that I've come to cherish over the past three or four years. I love you
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Aug 20, 2014 3:08 pm

Glad you enjoyed it Eldo.

Next issue will be this Sunday with Lances birthday edition and the now slightly late Mayoral elections supplement. (Where is Lance anyway?)

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Post by Lancebloke on Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:42 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:37 pm

Its still coming out,on Sunday, as stated (it didnt say which Sunday!) drunken

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Post by Lancebloke on Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:09 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

Next issue will be this Sunday
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