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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:48 pm

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:49 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:What is wrong with you people?! There's a lolcats thread-this is for the Purity of Print!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

What's impure about lolcats? Shocked

And as to you and your thoughts Eldo- "Perhaps Petty is so crabbit about PJ because he knows they're similar."- brand new crabbit meter, just back from the shop with it and you say that!!!! Now I've got to back to the shop again!! So crabbit now!!! Evil or Very Mad

*snickers* Far be it from me to test the limits of your crabbit-meter. Laughing
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Baingil on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:52 pm

If Petty were a cat:

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:55 pm

The first accurate pic anyone has put up here so far and it comes from a female, and on the NotP thread too!! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:57 pm

What is the NOTP coming to, if a female can be more on target then they? Shocked Laughing They might have to reconsider their chauvinism. Wink
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:01 pm

Fortunetly they are too drunk to care- I can hear the singing from here- always the same once an issue has gone to press.

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:02 pm

I can understand that, after all of the ... er ... hard work that they put into it. Razz
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:17 pm

Yes, its fair enough really, harder to explain what their excuse is the rest of the time though. Its not like they work sober- in fact being sober is a sackable offence. Shocked

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:18 pm

Do they need an excuse? Laughing
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:29 pm

Good point.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by odo banks on Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:05 am

Damn chaos again.. and now you're involving pussies! Mad A scandal! Mad

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:45 am

Pussy Scandal! And you put that on the NotP thread! It'll be the headline in the DP by morning thats exactly the sort of headline their editor wakes up in cold sweats dreaming about! Mad

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:11 am

You guys... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: The News of the Pure

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:06 pm

Another great Sunday edition lol! Looks like we'll be a little short on the buckie, though.. Laughing Laughing

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:03 pm

Mmm yes, I am a bit worried about the amount of buckie. Will it be enough?

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Baingil on Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:26 am

I think security misunderstood my intent, really. Didn't mean to hurt Eldo, just the minx who he was looking at. Razz

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:30 am

The NotP misreporting something! Never! (But just in case read the disclaimer, its the small print contained in a full stop somewhere in every issue).

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:26 am

I finally got the chance to sit down with a glass of buckie to put my feet up and read NotP's latest but I barely needed any buckie to soothe the crabbit. In fact, I felt hardly any crabbit at all, because ticklums were working overtime. This has got to be one of my favorite editions of NotP, but then again, I feel that way every week. Laughing
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Post by Eldorion on Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:27 am

This Mirabella business is worrying though; I hope it's not that crazy letter-writing murderer again! Mad
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Baingil on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:26 am

Hmph. Have you ever seen a fat elf, may I ask you? No? There you go. I'll be fine. Very Happy
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:31 am

Humph. I'm not ashamed to admit that Baingil is my only squeeze, no matter what rumours the NotP may see fit to circulate. Kissing
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Post by Baingil on Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:34 am

Eldo - Embarassed ((((( Kissing )))))
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