Roll to Dodge!

Page 4 of 14 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 9 ... 14  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:16 pm

Hee Hee !  Laughing 
   tongue to the Purists
Drag Petty's floppy body as far in the opposite direction as possible, ply stream with boulders, cutting off Ringo's attempts at rowing along stream.

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:08 pm

Ringdrotten is on your team!  Mad 

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:40 pm

slap laugh 
avatar
bungobaggins
The Mayor

Posts : 6174
Join date : 2013-08-24
Location : Free Country, USA

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:22 pm

Is  he ??  scratch Oh fook ! Sorry Ringo !  Embarassed  Right, who can I pick on next ?

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:25 pm

offer Bungo dandelion juice as a remedy/antidote for meth inhalation, (little does he know dandelion juice makes you pee like a good'un for hours ! )  Nod

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:39 pm

Awesome Very Happy Fantastic boat!

_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen


avatar
Ringdrotten
Mrs Bear Grylls

Posts : 4385
Join date : 2011-02-13

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:43 pm

Offer contaminated meth to Azriel

{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. Razz}}}
avatar
bungobaggins
The Mayor

Posts : 6174
Join date : 2013-08-24
Location : Free Country, USA

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:54 pm

Refuse meth on the grounds I dont smoke or except drinks etc from STRANGE men (or women !)


 Laughing  Laughing 

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:55 pm

bungobaggins wrote:Offer contaminated meth to Azriel

{{{Liberal's don't care about the purity of such things. Razz}}}

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:04 pm

FIGGS ! I need you here for back up, pronto  affraid as soon as you can ! The peasants are revolting !

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:09 pm

Missed the replies on the second page, all is forgiven, azriel Laughing

Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery

_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen


avatar
Ringdrotten
Mrs Bear Grylls

Posts : 4385
Join date : 2011-02-13

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:36 pm

Rob Beorn's Bee  hives for honey to help Ringo's distillery


{{{small redemption ?}}}

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:50 pm

How many turns are you taking Azriel? scratch
avatar
bungobaggins
The Mayor

Posts : 6174
Join date : 2013-08-24
Location : Free Country, USA

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:03 pm

Evil or Very Mad Fix! Stewards enquiry!!  Evil or Very Mad 

SUCK ALL THE BLoOD FROM WOUND THUS GETTING ME VERY DRUNK FROM THE HIGH ALCOHOL LEVELS.

_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39460
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:13 pm

How many turns ?? Until I get the better of you !  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
Anyway, what ever happened to "ladies first" ?

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:23 pm

azriel wrote:

{{{small redemption ?}}}

Nod  Kissing 


_________________
“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”. - Tom Cullen


avatar
Ringdrotten
Mrs Bear Grylls

Posts : 4385
Join date : 2011-02-13

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:31 pm

This is hilarious, Petty has resorted to self-vampirism.  lol! 

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:37 pm

Waste not, want not! Theres perfectly good alcohol going to waste in that blood.

_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39460
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:04 am

Purists Vs. Liberals: Round 4
Bungobaggins: Offer contaminated Meth to Azriel
[2] You ask Azriel if she'd like some blue... but you are met with silence and a cold hard stare. (This may be due to the fact that you are wearing no pants/trousers after your cook session). You decide to go back to the RV for now.

Azriel: Rob Beorn's beehives for honey to help Ringo's distillery
[3] Beorn does not take kindly to thieves and would probably make an example of you if he caught you. Fortunately, you manage to grab a single slab of honeycomb (using your clay shield as a ward against the enormous bees) without him noticing.

Pettytyrant: Suck all the blood from wound, thus getting myself very drunk from the high alcohol levels
[5] It started out as an attempt to staunch the flow of blood, but the buckie flowing in your veins calls to you and you suck the blood eagerly from your arm-stump. The alcohol content is so high that you get shamelessly drunk off of it! (Against all accepted laws of science). At least the bleeding has stopped...

Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.

Ringdrotten: Row to the foot of the mountain for ingredients to my distillery
[6] You make excellent time to the foothills of the distant mountain. Paddling past the rapid banks you see all manner of exciting and strange ingredients for your still. Unfortunately, you underestimate the power of those brawny arms, and paddle right up into the glacier! Your canoe is frozen-stuck, and is that an abominable snowman you see in the distance? Or simply a very large mountaineer?  pale 

Round 4:


Last edited by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:51 am; edited 2 times in total

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:47 am

Success at last. And I win the game!!  drunken  (I assume the aim was to get drunk first same as in life  Shrugging

_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39460
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:52 am

I'm not entirely certain what the aim was. It's apparently getting drunk or high. When I started I figured you guys would just play capture the flag or something.

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 13, 2014 2:59 am

Yes well, introduce a game in Forumshire and its bound to end up like Calvinball sooner rather than later  Very Happy 


_________________
Pure Publications is Reasonably Proud to Present the first ever Forumshire novel!

Gingerlocks and the Three McTyrants

- get your copy here for a limited period- free*



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
avatar
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 39460
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 46
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:14 am

Calvinball!
Ah, such memories. My childhood of yore consisted mostly of Calvin and Hobbes collections and C. S. Lewis/Tolkien literature.
Only the best upbringing for yours truly! Razz

_________________
Boar is badger, named after wood,
Not after forest but trees.
Where did you play on a rainy day?
Where did I eat bread and cheese?
Search inside, stay indoors,
Look up and find the secret is yours.
Your castle your fort,
Or so you thought.
The way is in four trees.
The way is in Boar in Brockhall
Under ale, under bread, under cheese.

-Mossflower, by Brian Jacques.
avatar
Forest Shepherd
Adventurer

Posts : 3506
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 26
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by azriel on Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:17 am

This is so much fun !  Razz  And there's me thinking you had to eliminate the 'enemy','opposition', whatever ? {{{by any means necessary  Twisted Evil  }}}
Capture the flag whilst high as a kite or stone drunk & off yer face ??? MMmmmm, okay. I still wanna batter someone ??
 Laughing  Very Happy

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got



avatar
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 12814
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 57
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Re: Roll to Dodge!

Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:40 pm

Mrs. Figg: Zzz... *snort* Zzzz...
[1] Dreams of a purist re-edit of the Lord of the Rings, in which Viggo Mortensen is replaced by a crabbit Scotsman troubles your sleep. You toss and turn fitfully.

 Shocked 

_________________
avatar
Mrs Figg
Eel Wrangler from Bree

Posts : 21867
Join date : 2011-10-06
Age : 87
Location : Holding The Door

Back to top Go down

Page 4 of 14 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 9 ... 14  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum