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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:25 pm

There's a 10-minute scene involving Alfrid getting stuck by his boobs to various catapults, troll's clubs, falling boulders, and runaway carts.- Forest


{{whats really disturbing about that is that it actually sound like something that is in PJ's version, of a childrens book, and wouldn't be out of place with what is already there! Mad }}}

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Post by Elthir on Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:34 pm

{{Good advice as always Petty... and in ten years Legoleer will look older [roughly ten years older, if my math holds up]... but can even a sea of honey fully restore the Bloom in Orlando?}}

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Post by malickfan on Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:37 pm

I kinda want to see a sequel to Braindead (aka Dead Alive) now that Jackson's got the money and clout, it would be even more demented and over the top than the original (but no doubt lack its heart and low budget, gore drenched charm)

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:59 pm

{{Wonder if he would revive his acting career for it! }}}

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Post by malickfan on Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:05 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:{{Wonder if he would revive his acting career for it! }}}

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Not sure I'd call it acting...

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Post by Orwell on Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:31 am

Funny, I was just thinking about the sorts of movies Jackson was good at....


... still haven't seen movie 3.... Saw 1 a couple of times and 2 once - but still holding out on movie 3... though I have started to become curious about it.... dangerous business, curiousity....

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Post by halfwise on Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:58 pm

There's a lot in there that will cause you to heave fine vase-ware about on first viewing; more than the first two, actually. But once you've recovered and accepted, there's other parts that are quite good and worth remembering rather than trying valiantly to forget. On repeated viewing you know ahead of time where to sigh and shrug to forestall the apoplexy, and it becomes more worthwhile.

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Post by azriel on Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:03 pm

Oh lucky me ! Ive forgotten every blessed thing about "The Hobbshit" ! I'm so happy ! cheers

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Post by halfwise on Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:21 pm

Oh...for some reason I thought we were discussing Return of the King. Crying or Very sad If discussing the hobwit then I retract my statement about there being good parts.

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Post by azriel on Tue Feb 28, 2017 10:25 pm

scratch Sorry Halfy, maybe its me ? I just got carried away with the euphoria of having a forgetful mind Smile I assume when Orwell says he's not seen movie3 that he's talking of that vomitfest Smile

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Post by halfwise on Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:13 pm

Well we are in the hobbit section of the forum, so it seems your assumptions are better than mine. Looking back through the thread I have no reason to assume anyone was talking about RotK.

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Post by azriel on Tue Feb 28, 2017 11:37 pm

I'm betting Id enjoy the game Petty posted far better than watching The Gobbit, looking back, its such a shame, such a wasted opportunity.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:05 am

More like The Gobshite.


(It wasn't quite that bad actually.)

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Post by Orwell on Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:52 am

halfwise wrote:Oh...for some reason I thought we were discussing Return of the King.  Crying or Very sad   If discussing the hobwit then I retract my statement about there being good parts.

I thought the Hobwit was a parody of particular magnificence, Halfy, even if only half finished! Shocked

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Post by azriel on Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:49 pm

Snooping thru my Tolkien Bestiary I saw this pic of Beorn. More to my idea of a hairy bear like man than the Narnia type Peejers cobbled together....

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:11 pm

{{{Yup that looks about right to me Nod }}

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Post by halfwise on Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:11 am

Yup, that's him. Though I'd add a bit more noble visage.

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Post by chris63 on Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:23 am

Looks to much like a bear to me. Know the guy on the right would be perfect. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:35 am

{{ :facepalm: Very Happy }}

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Post by azriel on Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:01 pm

There's always one, don't encourage him, don't make eye contact Very Happy

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Post by RA on Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:51 am

I was thinking... do you think the people at Amazon will write in more people like Beorn? Or do you think they'll just do Sauron/Numenorians stuff?

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Post by halfwise on Wed Aug 21, 2019 7:30 pm

RA! cheers :carrot: :carrot:

So good to have you back!

I'm thinking they'll follow the GoT model and keep the magic even more in check than Tolkien did.

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Post by RA on Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:06 pm

halfwise wrote:RA!  cheers  :carrot: :carrot:

So good to have you back!

I'm thinking they'll follow the GoT model and keep the magic even more in check than Tolkien did.
Good to be back Halfwise cheers Very Happy

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