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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:28 pm

And other parts. lol
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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:31 pm

Razz your not right in the head Laughing

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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:31 pm

And other parts. lol.

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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:35 pm

MY GOD ! thats a bigg'un pale What she thinks she'll do with that gawd only knows ? Im sure theres a joke in there about "bark rubbing" ?

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Post by chris63 on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:40 pm

Hope it doesn't lose its sap. Could get messy.

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Post by azriel on Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:43 pm

pale pale

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Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:08 pm

Eldorion wrote:If BOFA had somehow included "What is Love", I would have been prepared to forgive it for quite a lot of missteps.  I unironically love that song a ton.


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Post by Radaghast on Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:51 pm

azriel wrote:Who says trees dont have ears ?

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Noses too

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Post by azriel on Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:40 am

bungobaggins wrote:
Eldorion wrote:If BOFA had somehow included "What is Love", I would have been prepared to forgive it for quite a lot of missteps.  I unironically love that song a ton.


lol! Legolass is the star there ! that little eye twitch at the end !!

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Post by azriel on Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:42 am

Raddy......... I agree those ears are not Elvish, ( or Hobbitish or Orcish ) but.......Then Chris chipped in & it got a bit silly Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:21 am

Three pages on this scene and I have nothing to add to the general chorus of disbelief and disgust that this is the sort of writing we got in TH films. Mad

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Post by Radaghast on Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:43 pm

azriel wrote:Raddy......... I agree those ears are not Elvish, ( or Hobbitish or Orcish ) but.......Then Chris chipped in & it got a bit silly Very Happy
That's cool; I was just wondering if the ears were art or just a joke Smile

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Post by Radaghast on Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:44 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Three pages on this scene and I have nothing to add to the general chorus of disbelief and disgust that this is the sort of writing we got in TH films. Mad
To be fair, much of this thread is taken up with pictures of giant, wooden dicks Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:02 pm

giant wooden dick? you talking about Orlando Bloom again?

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Post by Radaghast on Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:03 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:giant wooden dick? you talking about Orlando Bloom again?
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:42 pm

To be fair, much of this thread is taken up with pictures of giant, wooden dicks- Radagast

Well those dont belong in TH either Mad

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Post by Radaghast on Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:48 pm

Well, even Peter Jackson is innocent of that, unless we are indeed considering Orlando Bloom Razz

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Post by Tinuviel on Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:37 am

Where's Dave? He'd love this!


And those two lines make me twitch with discomfort. Still. I physically can't listen to it/watch it without flailing or fuming. It's beating a dead horse at this point saying where it all went wrong. Number one offender in shit making though would be the production company.

But really, how can you be 500 YEARS OLD AND NEVER HAVE AN INKLING OF WHAT LOVE IS? IS SHE A ROBOT? DOES SHE NOT FEEL SOME KIND OF FAMILIAL LOVE WITH LEGOLAS? I mean we all know Orlando's legoals is emotionally stunted (through no fault but his own acting) but that doesn't mean elves are incapable of understanding love! If you look at Tauriel's motives, everything she does is for love of other living things. She wants to pursue the spiders to help protect "other lands." She and Leggy obviously have a close relationship. You'd think she'd love her king in a devotional sense. Elves are far more emotional than people (unless your name is Turin) they can fade from depression so to have an elf, no matter how rustic, be so oblivious to emotion is just wrong. Not really Tolkien at all.
All in all: a terribly translated character from bits and pieces of Tolkien cannon.

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Post by azriel on Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:40 am

Would have been better if she'd died in bits n pieces, then we wouldnt have to hear that pathetic whimpering over a person she's known less time than I have my verruca ! I agree with Tin, How can you go centuries without feeling a "twing" now & again eh ? God, I have the odd crush myself now & again & Im only a blip compared to her age ! stupid girl ! Mad

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Post by malickfan on Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:08 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:giant wooden dick? you talking about Orlando Bloom again?

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And yeah this scene was...awful...

I can't help but wonder what Tauriel would have seemed like had they not added the love triangle nonsense...

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:22 am

Tinuviel wrote:But really, how can you be 500 YEARS OLD AND NEVER HAVE AN INKLING OF WHAT LOVE IS? IS SHE A ROBOT? DOES SHE NOT FEEL SOME KIND OF FAMILIAL LOVE WITH LEGOLAS?

I honestly hadn't even thought through the implications of that line this much, but this is a pretty good point. It does sound more like something a 13 year old would say. {{{And while Elves do age slower than humans, according to "Laws and Customs Among the Eldar" they typically reach physical maturity by 50 years, though sometimes as late as 100.}}}
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Post by Tinuviel on Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:45 pm

Well she was 500 (at least) according to the movie. Stripping away her ability to love until the point she meets Kili makes her "feminine energy" even more demeaning. She's basically a fighting robot until she meets a cute dwarf. Logically, it makes no real sense. Sure she lived a sheltered life but she never loved anything?

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Post by Lancebloke on Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:54 pm

Logic. Laughing

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Post by Norc on Sun May 06, 2018 5:50 pm

felt this analysis thing fitted this thread the best Smile it was really good and entertaining and reminded me why the hobbit movies hurt so much.

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edit: I am actually starting to think that a disney/pixar animated version of the hobbit would've been a lot more fitting....
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