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Post by azriel on Sun May 19, 2019 3:20 pm

Laughing
Takes the edge off a tad having "Fluffy" trotting along Smile

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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:17 pm

Might have posted this before, but came across it again and laughed (again). Maybe my taste in humor is shit, but here you go Laughing

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Post by Amarië on Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:59 pm

That was a wet joke. And I guess I made one as well.
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Post by azriel on Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:45 pm

I liked it Very Happy

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Post by chris63 on Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:00 am

Not sure if this hasn't been put on before.


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Post by azriel on Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:06 am

Liked the Eiffel Tower in there to give perspective, & the car, Maybe Denethor should have driven off the edge "Thelma & Louise" style Smile

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Post by chris63 on Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:09 am

Wally lol! lol!

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Post by azriel on Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:22 am

Laughing

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Post by RA on Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:48 am

Gimli's face sells it for me lol!

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Post by malickfan on Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:35 pm

RA!! Shocked Very Happy cheers Wave pub


Haven't seen you on the forum in a long while...

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Post by RA on Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:49 pm

malickfan wrote:RA!!  Shocked  Very Happy  cheers  Wave  pub


Haven't seen you on the forum in a long while...

I have returned! Very Happy

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:17 am

Wait that's GB.

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Post by azriel on Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:47 pm

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Post by halfwise on Mon Oct 21, 2019 10:49 pm

I thought the writing would show up better when on fire, but I suppose you have to wait for the coals.

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Post by halfwise on Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:28 pm

Battles of Hornburg and Minas Tirith recast in modern military jargon:

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/lord-rings-debate-how-battle-helms-deep-was-won-100477

https://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/11/04/warfighter-middle-earth/

the second one is better: "Denethor, the leader of Gondor’s primary land forces, had been compromised by enemy counter-intelligence activities via the Palantir ... an intelligence system that he thought could help him view the battlefield. In fact, the Palantir had been hacked by Sauron..."

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:42 pm

It's good, but hmm... that movie-centric view of the situation is difficult to swallow.

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Post by halfwise on Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:36 pm

I felt it was more book centric than movie centric. Non of the film-only insertions were mentioned.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:05 am

I guess the main thing is that the author says that Denethor is useless and implies that the entire city would have been leaderless if not for Gandalf. This follows the movie very closely, with Denethor's "Flee, flee for your lives!" And struck me as an over-simplificiation.

I suppose the film stills didn't help either.

Faramir is attacked by the wingèd Nazgul, but on his return to Minas Tirith from Cair Andros, not from Osgiliath. And he is wounded later by a poisoned arrow when retreating from the Rammas Echor, not by some manner of "air sortie".

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Post by halfwise on Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:46 pm

Don't know how I missed the Denethor thing, as that's a pet peeve of mine.

Subtle work on Faramir, but you are correct on all points.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:19 pm

Yeah it was, still good. Razz

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