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Post by halfwise on Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:40 am

Most of those took a few seconds...

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Post by Ringdrotten on Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:39 pm

I hope this can be funny regardless of political views - I thought it was, anyway Laughing


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Post by azriel on Thu Jan 26, 2017 5:49 pm

I loved it Ringo Smile but.... I'm warped.......glad to say Smile

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Post by Bluebottle on Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:14 am

Even our charity is essentially patronising. Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he can feed himself. Alternatively, don’t poison the fishing waters, abduct his great-grandparents into slavery, then turn up 400 years later on your gap year talking a lot of shite about fish.
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Post by Mrs Figg on Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:51 am

Ringdrotten wrote:I hope this can be funny regardless of political views - I thought it was, anyway Laughing


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Post by chris63 on Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:51 am

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Post by halfwise on Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:03 pm

oooch.

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Post by azriel on Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:31 pm

cheers you go girl !

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Post by chris63 on Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:18 am

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Post by halfwise on Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:33 am

Rolling Eyes

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Post by chris63 on Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:24 am

You laughed didn't you Very Happy

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Post by halfwise on Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:49 pm

that was an eye roll!!

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Post by azriel on Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:04 pm

I laughed ? Smile

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Post by Ringdrotten on Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:15 pm

I'm still laughing Laughing

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Post by azriel on Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:12 pm

As my partner lay in a coma, the doctors approached the life support machine,
"No, no, please !" I sobbed,
My pleading didn't help............. they woke him up anyway.

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Post by azriel on Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:15 pm

Just had my Valentines Card off Moonpig...
He hates it when I call him that.

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Post by azriel on Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:18 pm

Thought in bed I was a good lover.....
Till I found out he had asthma....

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:12 pm

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Post by chris63 on Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:54 am

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by halfwise on Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:07 pm

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