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Post by chris63 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:40 am

What do you call a dog crossed with a magician..... Labracadabrador

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Post by chris63 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:41 am

News
BREAKING: Origami School to close. More on this story as it unfolds.

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Post by chris63 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:42 am

I got my photo taken with REM the other day. That's me in the corner.

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Post by chris63 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:46 am

I was in bed last night, pulling off my boxers, when the wife walked in and shouted at me to leave the dogs alone!

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Post by azriel on Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:07 pm

:facepalm: Very Happy

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Post by chris63 on Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:24 am

I was going to create a herb garden this weekend but I couldn't find the thyme.

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Post by chris63 on Thu Apr 20, 2017 8:26 am


I once slept with a blind girl, she said I had the biggest penis she'd ever laid her hands on...... I said your pulling my leg

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:05 pm

Laughing

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Post by azriel on Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:11 am

Laughing

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:30 am

{{{ :facepalm: Laughing }}}

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Apr 25, 2017 2:02 am

I've gotta remember that one for next time we go camping. Laughing
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Post by azriel on Tue Apr 25, 2017 12:59 pm

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:facepalm: Razz

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Post by azriel on Tue Apr 25, 2017 1:08 pm

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.



Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"



"It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.



"John," she said, "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."



"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."



"Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted.



She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."



After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."



"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"



"Still under the cart."

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Post by chris63 on Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:29 am

lol! lol!

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Post by chris63 on Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:35 am

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Smile

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Post by azriel on Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:02 pm

:facepalm: Razz Razz

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Post by halfwise on Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:36 pm

had to look it up. Laughing That had to be embarrassing.

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Post by David H on Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:59 pm

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Post by azriel on Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:53 pm

I had a dream I was swimming in a giant ocean of orange soda.



Turned out to be a Fanta sea.

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Post by azriel on Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:56 pm

"Black really is slimming on you, you've never looked sexier!" I assured the wife.



"Turn the light back on you idiot!" she replied

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