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Post by azriel on Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:27 pm

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Post by David H on Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:42 am

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Post by halfwise on Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:39 pm

Kids do and say so many funny things it's hard to remember them all. Don't know if that's a real story but it well could be.

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Post by azriel on Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:40 pm

Yep, kids are unpredictable Smile

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Post by chris63 on Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:34 am

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Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 20, 2019 1:19 pm

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Post by azriel on Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:48 pm

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Post by azriel on Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:04 pm

A psychic midget breaks out from prison & is on the run.
The police are looking for a small medium at large..

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Post by azriel on Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:17 pm

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Post by chris63 on Mon Feb 04, 2019 3:33 am

slap laugh slap laugh slap laugh

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Post by chris63 on Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:04 am

I had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my penis was perfectly shaped like a saxophone. I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia that areshaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said; “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it. Having said that, I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her vagina was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
I said; “Ah; that’ll be our Monica”

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Post by chris63 on Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:07 am

A man goes to see his doctor, whats the problem asks the doctor, er well my dick is shaped like a rocket and I am very conscious of it, am embarrassed to change at the baths etc or wear speedos at the beach. Are you married asks the doctor, yes replies the man. and what does your wife think of it, oh shes over the moon.

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Post by chris63 on Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:09 am

I just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code.

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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:56 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:03 pm

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Post by azriel on Wed Feb 27, 2019 9:17 pm

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Post by halfwise on Wed Feb 27, 2019 9:24 pm

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Post by halfwise on Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:48 pm

Very Happy

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Post by azriel on Fri May 03, 2019 6:24 pm

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Post by halfwise on Fri May 03, 2019 11:41 pm

:facepalm:

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Post by azriel on Sat May 04, 2019 2:52 pm

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Post by Nagual on Mon May 06, 2019 12:53 pm

I think Amazon is joking with me...

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Post by halfwise on Mon May 06, 2019 1:21 pm

Well, I think you should go with the cheapest one.

(but the highest delivery cost. I suppose this is the price of a bus ticket? Clever girl.)

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