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Post by azriel on Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:29 pm

Oh yes Laughing

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Post by Nagual on Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:49 pm

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Those that understand binary.
Those that don't.
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Post by azriel on Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:52 pm

Very Happy

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Post by azriel on Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:30 pm

Two Irishmen are stuck in the
desert, wandering aimlessly and
close to death. They are close to
just lying down and waiting for
the inevitable, when all of a
sudden.......
'Hey paddy, do you smell what I smell. It's
bacon - I'm sure of it.'
'Yes, mick, it smells like bacon to me.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up
the next s and dune, and there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture,
there's fried bacon, back bacon, double
smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of
cured pig meat.
'paddy, paddy we're saved. It is a bacon
tree.'
'mick, are you sure it's not a mirage? We
are in the desert, don't forget.'
'paddy, when did you ever hear of a mirage
that smell like bacon? It's no mirage, it's a
bacon tree.'
and, with that, mick races towards the tree.
He gets to within five metres, paddy
following closely behind, when, all of a
sudden, a machine gun opens up and mick
is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
mortally wounded but, a true friend that he
is, he manages to warn paddy with his
dying breath.
'paddy... go back man, you was right it's not
a bacon tree.'
'mick, mick ... what the fuck is it?'
'paddy... its not a bacon tree...
it's...
it's...
it's...
it's a Ham Bush.'

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Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:34 pm

:facepalm:

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Post by azriel on Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:32 pm

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Post by azriel on Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:17 pm

A blonde & a brunette walk past a flower shop & see the brunette's boyfriend buying a lovely bouquet of flowers. She sighs & says, "oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now IL be expected to lie on my back all weekend with my legs in the air !" "why?" said the blonde, "Don't you have a vase ?"

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Post by halfwise on Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:16 pm

Laughing

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Sep 14, 2019 12:32 pm

Laughing

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