what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Page 33 of 33 Previous  1 ... 18 ... 31, 32, 33

Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by azriel on Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:22 pm

Oh Just my luck!! Crying or Very sadCrying or Very sad just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 15403410
azriel
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 14767
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 60
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by halfwise on Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:10 pm

Having neglected to note this was the jokes thread you had me going for about 3/4 or that.

_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise
halfwise
Quintessence of Burrahobbitry

Posts : 16164
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by chris63 on Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:29 pm

lol!

_________________
what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Z93Cq
chris63
chris63
Adventurer

Posts : 7930
Join date : 2011-07-04
Location : Perth, Australia

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by azriel on Wed Mar 11, 2020 4:24 pm

Laughing

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 15403410
azriel
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 14767
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 60
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by chris63 on Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:14 pm

I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.... You've probably never heard of herbivore.

_________________
what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Z93Cq
chris63
chris63
Adventurer

Posts : 7930
Join date : 2011-07-04
Location : Perth, Australia

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by azriel on Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:12 pm

:facepalm: Smile

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 15403410
azriel
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 14767
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 60
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by halfwise on Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:51 pm

I dithered about where to put this.  It largely belongs in the end of the world thread, but finally decided it should go here, under quarantine.  I've found people either love it or hate it.

Spoiler:

_________________
Halfwise, son of Halfwit. Brother of Nitwit, son of Halfwit. Half brother of Figwit.
Then it gets complicated...
halfwise
halfwise
Quintessence of Burrahobbitry

Posts : 16164
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : rustic broom closet in farthing of Manhattan

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:14 pm

{{{  Shocked Embarassed That is not safe social distancing practise!! Evil or Very Mad And not to be a prude, but not sure thats strictly within the rules!}}


Last edited by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:19 pm; edited 1 time in total

_________________
Pure Publications, The Tower of Lore and the Former Admin's Office are Reasonably Proud to Present-



A Green And Pleasant Land

Compiled and annotated by Eldorion.


- get your copy here for a limited period- free*

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1yjYiz8nuL3LqJ-yP9crpDKu_BH-1LwJU/view



*Pure Publications reserves the right to track your usage of this publication, snoop on your home address, go through your bins and sell personal information on to the highest bidder.
Warning may contain Wholesome Tales
Pettytyrant101
Pettytyrant101
Crabbitmeister

Posts : 42696
Join date : 2011-02-14
Age : 48
Location : Scotshobbitland

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by Forest Shepherd on Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:16 pm

Christ, Halfwise, lol

_________________
"'But whereas we have drunk with thee, who seemest to be a man of lineage, and thou hast been blithe with us, we will tell thee that we have seen one riding south along the Greenway, clad in a coat as green as the way, with the leafless tree done on his breast. So nigh to him we were that we heard his cry as he sped along, as ye may hear the lapwing whining, for he said: "POINT AND EDGE, POINT AND EDGE! THE RED WATER AMIDST OF THE HILLS!" In my lifetime such a man hath, to my knowledge, been seen thrice before; and after each sight of him followed evil days and the death of men.'"

-The Well at the World's End, William Morris
Forest Shepherd
Forest Shepherd
Trekkie in training

Posts : 4716
Join date : 2013-11-02
Age : 28
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by azriel on Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:25 pm

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Joke11

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 15403410
azriel
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 14767
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 60
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Empty Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3]

Post by azriel on Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:12 pm

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Disney10

_________________
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"There are far, far, better things ahead than any we can leave behind"
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you always got

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 Th_cat%20blink_zpsesmrb2cl

what sort of jokes can I get away with? [3] - Page 33 15403410
azriel
azriel
Grumpy cat, rub my tummy, hear me purr

Posts : 14767
Join date : 2012-10-07
Age : 60
Location : in a galaxy, far,far away, deep in my own imagination.

Back to top Go down

Page 33 of 33 Previous  1 ... 18 ... 31, 32, 33

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum