animal care and stuff - mainly tortoises
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Re: animal care and stuff - mainly tortoises
by Forest Shepherd on Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:20 pm
Those pets take some getting used to I think.
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Re: animal care and stuff - mainly tortoises
by Bluebottle on Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:13 pm
Forest Shepherd wrote:halfwise wrote:Don't get a guinea pig if you plan to keep one in your bedroom. They're nocturnal - they wake up at night and start rooting around and squeaking. And significant poopage, though that may be because the one we had was on the larger size. I say stick with the tortoise. Not cuddly, but won't be gnawing on things all night to keep it's teeth sharp.
Hm... alternatively, you could eat the guinea pig if it got too annoying.
I know they eat it in the Andes, but I've heard its quite dull
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Re: animal care and stuff - mainly tortoises
by malickfan on Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:26 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Someone photoshop on a top hat and monocle for that snail please.- Malick
Now I want one...
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Re: animal care and stuff - mainly tortoises
by halfwise on Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:24 pm
Bluebottle wrote:Forest Shepherd wrote:halfwise wrote:Don't get a guinea pig if you plan to keep one in your bedroom. They're nocturnal - they wake up at night and start rooting around and squeaking. And significant poopage, though that may be because the one we had was on the larger size. I say stick with the tortoise. Not cuddly, but won't be gnawing on things all night to keep it's teeth sharp.
Hm... alternatively, you could eat the guinea pig if it got too annoying.
I know they eat it in the Andes, but I've heard its quite dull
was in the Andes, I believe I sampled it. Lots of bones, not much flavor if I recall correctly. But I could be dreaming this because I had nearly all my meals with other people and they were the type to rain fury down on me if I ate a little furry guinea pig.
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