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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Eldorion on Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:35 pm

People in relationships and/or dating situations tend to kiss each other because they want to kiss that particular person, not because they are expecting or requiring that person to have a masterful kissing technique. Not that there is any one right way to kiss someone; different people like different things and even for the same person different situations call for different approaches. Starting relatively slow and seeing where things go from there is probably a good idea, but no one but the two of you can say how quickly or intensely things can or should pick up. Just don't bite her unless she asks you to. But really, there's not many ways it can be messed up.

TL;DR what Forest said about not overthinking things. Nod
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Post by Norc on Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:56 am

why are we talking about kissing? i thought we were taking it slow here Malick??

(i say we because i feel like the whole of forumshire is in on this whole thing)
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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:54 pm

bungobaggins wrote:
halfwise wrote:Oh, and slow build-up is key. You both have to wondering for at least 30 seconds if/when the other one will make the move through those final few inches.  Do everything associated (eye-gazing, hair-stroking, etc) except the final motion.  It's a game of chicken until one of you just can't stand the tension anymore.

More like nowadays you both need to have a letter of consent drafted, both consult your legal counsel, both sign the document and have it publicly notarized, and then you can kiss. That's just kissing, sex is a little more complicated.


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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 2:56 pm

Since we haven't heard back I assume this is either great news or horrible news.  Leaning towards the former.  Unless she's read this thread, then Malick's in the soup... Twisted Evil

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Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:16 pm

halfwise wrote:Since we haven't heard back I assume this is either great news or horrible news.  Leaning towards the former.  Unless she's read this thread, then Malick's in the soup... Twisted Evil

The Good news: We are officially dating now Very Happy

The Bad (or good as I'm still kinda nervous about the whole idea): no kiss today, we've only got as far as the awkward hand holding/hugging stage (i initiated the former, she the latter), we've agreed to stick with the plan to take things slowly, I guess I now have more time for youtube tutorial research for when it does happen.

Anyway, I think I'm going to stop talking about this publicly on the forum now, thanks for the advice guys, feel free to continue to Norc this thread or make jokes at my expense.

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:20 pm

Eldorion wrote:I'm pretty sure cats do!

You read as very enthusiastic about the idea Suspect Not going to ask what your cats get up to...

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:23 pm

Congratulations!

The kiss will happen when it happens.  I think Eldo's perspective is best: if it's something you both want to do it really doesn't matter if it's any good.  Be open about experimenting and it will get better with time.


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Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:24 pm

I'm still wrapping my head around the cat comments. Suspect

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:27 pm

halfwise wrote:The kiss will happen when it happens.  I think Eldo's perspective is best: if it's something you both want to do it really doesn't matter if it's any good.  Be open about experimenting and it will get better with time.

Yeah I was kinda stressing about it happening today because I felt it was expected, but when we talked things through and agreed where we stand I realised that neither of us are ready for it, and happy to take things slowly, getting to know each other better first makes more sense, we are probably both going to be pretty bad at it to start with but as we forge a closer romantic/emotional bond we will be able to work through fumbling mistakes easier and with good humour, when it happens it will happen because it's an appropriate time Nod

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:35 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:pale

I hope noone does that to cats.

*edit, that was a very crass immature joke, even for Forumshire and I've deleted it.


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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:37 pm

Shocked

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:46 pm

WHAT WAS THE JOKE??? Question Question Question Question Question

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Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:46 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:WHAT WAS THE JOKE???  Question Question Question Question Question

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Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:04 pm

I now have a girlfriend, still trying to wrap my head round this development scratch Shocked

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by bungobaggins on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:09 pm

malickfan wrote:
halfwise wrote:Since we haven't heard back I assume this is either great news or horrible news.  Leaning towards the former.  Unless she's read this thread, then Malick's in the soup... Twisted Evil

The Good news: We are officially dating now Very Happy

The Bad (or good as I'm still kinda nervous about the whole idea): no kiss today, we've only got as far as the awkward hand holding/hugging stage (i initiated the former, she the latter), we've agreed to stick with the plan to take things slowly, I guess I now have more time for youtube tutorial research for when it does happen.

Anyway, I think I'm going to stop talking about this publicly on the forum now, thanks for the advice guys, feel free to continue to Norc this thread or make jokes at my expense.

YES! WE GOT THE DEETS!!!!!

HAHAHAH! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Very Happy

ALL THE BEST IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS!!!!!

(Just to clarify the "HAHAHAH" is not me laughing at you, more of a good natured, deep bellied chuckle.)

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Eldorion on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:24 pm

Congrats again on everything so far, Malick! Best of luck to both of you moving forward. Very Happy As much fun as getting juicy gossipy details has been I totally respect your decision re: privacy. Nod
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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:34 pm

Thanks guys/girls/hobbits Very Happy Kissing pub :hug: Smugdog :brows:

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Norc on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:41 pm

malickfan wrote:I now have a girlfriend, still trying to wrap my head round this development scratch Shocked
"we're taking things slow" Laughing Laughing (well i am in no position to judge... Wink ) good luck mate ! 




as for youtube-research... let me 

(kinda doesn't aplly for men though,.... but hold on)



and i think they have about like... idk... 10 videos like that...
and for later:

this is what the clitoris actually look like and it is about the same size as an average penis. (it also behaves like a penis, it swells like... an erection)
it is hidden though, and it was only disovered in like 2006...

WHERE IS THE CLITORIS: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE FOR EVERY WOMAN! MAN
as long as you remember that it looks like a bird with  wings and saggy titties, not a button!, you're  good. it's a well kept secret. also, G-spot, Aspot whatever, it doesn't exist, just men trying to simplify a woman's anatomy to "if you press here you are the master" Very Happy good luck!
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Post by malickfan on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:42 pm

Um...thanks Norc Embarassed

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Norc on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:43 pm

you are most welcome.
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Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:56 pm

Those were cute, Norc.

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Norc on Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:03 pm

i think i've found a gold-mine... not to overshare but holy shit that site is thourough! I kinda don't want to make an adult-sex-thread, although it is an interesting subject to discuss, but i think everyone curious and comfortable should check out their bible on different positions... some of them are a bit lol though..
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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by halfwise on Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:28 pm

{{{ Alas poor Bungo's Christmas thread, we knew you not }}

I've enjoyed a series where two women demonstrate sex, one using a strap-on. the reasoning behind this is men really don't want to watch other men getting frisky, and women know best what they want men doing. It's pretty hilarious. Don't think it's online though.

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by bungobaggins on Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:31 pm

BABY JESUS IM SORRY

{{{See what happens when I try to do something Mayoral around this dump????? Mad }}}

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Re: Merry Christmas - 2017

Post by Norc on Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:44 pm

we all need Jesus.
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