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Post by Eldorion on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:27 am

Well, regardless of whether or not the Hill he passed was in fact the residence of Bilbo Baggins or just a metaphor for his transition to geezerdom, are beloved Pettytyrant is now 40 years old! cheers Happy birthday, Petty; may your Blood Alcohol Content never lessen (I'm told this is a proper birthday wish in certain parts of Scotsdale and is considered quite respectful). Laughing
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Post by Baingil on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:30 am

Oh dear, in addition to Petty's traditional crabbitness, we will also have the crabbitness brought on by his Geezerdom!

I mean, a very happy birthday, Petty! Very Happy
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Post by chris63 on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:48 am

Happy Birthday Petty, actually thought you were older then me. Just goes to show you cant go on looks Laughing

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Post by odo banks on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:26 am

Fourty years of buckie! No wonder he's well preserved! Rolling Eyes

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Post by Porgy Bunk-Banks on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:28 am

I thought his sporran was beginning to sag - now I can see why. But anyhow.... Kissing
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Post by Mirabella on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:29 am

It must be dependant on the day. I only visited him last Wednesday and his sporran was as taut as taut could be, Porgy. Shocked
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Post by janesmith on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:31 am

I think all this talk of sporrans, limp or taut, is ridiculous. As if one could gauge the anciently venerable age of an ancient fourty year old Scotshobbit by the sag or stiffness of his sporran! Rolling Eyes


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Post by Biffo Banks on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:32 am

Maw gawd! Didee ruly liv ziz lung? Shocked
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Post by Wisey Banks on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:44 am

Who says his sporran's limpy,
or lumpy, or erect like a pole?
Who says his kilt is shortish
and he looks like Twiggy in a mini?

Who says his legs are hairy
and hardly ever shorn or shaved?
Who says his mother was a Haggis
and his Dad an Irish hobbit named Finney?

Who says his face is haggard
and no more comely than a goat's?
Who says his chest is adorned
with scented oils and rose petals pink?

Who says his eyes are sunken
due to too many flagons-worth?
Who says his habbits are truly vulgar?
Is that what all Forumshirers truly think?

Yes, WE do!
It's why why we love that ancient wizened Scotshobbit!
Very Happy

"The Happy Birthday Song for Petty," by Fatso Finney (who denies paternity).

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Post by Orwell on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:45 am

Hooray! Happy Birthday! The way you're going, Petty, you'll soon be as old as me! cheers

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:36 pm

Umm thankyou all, I think. (Over the hill indeed! Evil or Very Mad )

And my sporran is always taut for you Mirabella- that was a very, thoughtful Embarassed , birthday present.
And don't worry Baingil upon turning 40 Scots are traditionally presented with an extra sturdy crabbit meter to deal with any increase brought about by age.
Of course I am now considered Buckie-Wise as the average Scot is dead from liver failure and heart disease by 40- not sure why, poor souls probably not getting enough buckie, chips and deep fried battered pizza down them I imagine.
Now I'm off to celebrate, where did I put my buckie and that battered fried mars bar? drunken drunken Aha there it is;

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Lovely. drunken drunken Just needs a splash of tomato ketchup. Nod

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Post by Ally on Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:12 pm

Happy Birthday Smile xx

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Post by Ringdrotten on Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:05 pm

Congratulations, Petty Smile It saddens me to hear that most Scotshobbits don't live to drink their 40th birthday buckie, but I'm glad you did! Since I can't physically give you a birthday present, please accept these images of a couple of brews you enjoy, and my favourite version of our favourite song Wink





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Happy birthday, old friend cheers
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Post by Orwell on Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:32 pm



The Ozhobbitstan National Anthem.... and written by a Scot! Shocked Seems an appropriate gift to you on your birthday, Petty. Don't ask me why... Shrugging



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Post by Ally on Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:42 pm

You mustn't have spaces between the youtube tags.. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Orwell on Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:49 pm

Ally wrote:You mustn't have spaces between the youtube tags.. Rolling Eyes

What a strange thing to say! Shocked


(Hee hee hee cheers I fixed it Ally, thankin' you. I love you )

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Post by Ally on Mon Oct 03, 2011 11:05 pm

My dog strolled up to me today and said 'woof!'

My LSD must be wearing off. Very Happy

(Glad to have been assistance, naturally! I know you can't lose face in front of other men... Rolling Eyes But well played indeedy)

Good video you posted mind you. Well done.

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:02 am

Oh you are such a gorgeous lass, Ally... Embarassed You make me feel all tingly inside sometimes... Kissing As to these other men you refer to... surely you can't really call the other men on this forum men... There's only Me, masculinely speaking. Very Happy

(Err -- as to deleting some of my posts --- well, you know me... Tricksey! cheers )

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:22 am

Do you really think that Ally would settle for Kafria's sloppy seconds? I'd like to think that most of the people here have better taste than that. Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:15 am

drunken Hey ho! To the bottle I go,
I'm forty years old so not long to go!
drunken

Actually its no longer my birthday, so I guess that just makes me in my forties now....bugger. drunken Where did I put that bottle? Thank you all for your kind regards I shall accept them in the time honoured tradition of falling over slowly, sideways.......................................Do you know I can see right up your nose from down here? drunken

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:20 am

Eldorion wrote:Do you really think that Ally would settle for Kafria's sloppy seconds? I'd like to think that most of the people here have better taste than that. Very Happy

And I thought I pushed the envelope... Shocked Shocked Shocked

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:20 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote: drunken Hey ho! To the bottle I go,
I'm forty years old so not long to go!
drunken

Actually its no longer my birthday, so I guess that just makes me in my forties now....bugger. drunken Where did I put that bottle? Thank you all for your kind regards I shall accept them in the time honoured tradition of falling over slowly, sideways.......................................Do you know I can see right up your nose from down here? drunken

Oh you old guy, you... Laughing

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Post by Orwell on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:29 am

Petty, have you seen THE SAWGUH OF THE GRATUITOUSLY VIOLENT LADY GIANT?

You get a mention! I think it's a back handed Birthday Sawguh! - and from The Bugle, none less! Very Happy

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:38 am

Orwell wrote:And I thought I pushed the envelope... Shocked Shocked Shocked

Oh yooooooooou. Laughing We both know what you like to push, and how far, or do I need to post the photographic evidence again? Twisted Evil
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Post by Pseudo-Kafria on Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:02 am

Eldorion wrote:
Orwell wrote:And I thought I pushed the envelope... Shocked Shocked Shocked

Oh yooooooooou. Laughing We both know what you like to push, and how far, or do I need to post the photographic evidence again? Twisted Evil

My gawd! Shocked Shocked Shocked Our Admin has gone completely MAD!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked

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