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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:54 pm

Its ok Halfwise way things are going there wont be anyone in Forumshire left alive- what is with the Banks goings on?
I think Orwell has flipped his wig, Im sure I saw Odo go into Mrs Figgs back entrance on my way here.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:21 pm

Shocked Its a small back entrance, I think I would notice.

..and Pettys ideal lady is Amy Pond, we need look no further. Mad

poor Odo Sad do you think magic Buckie will bring him back?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:27 pm

Ah well maybe, strange stuff the pure buckie when its in the hands of the wizards- put he has to want to come back, for his wives, or for jelly or his money- something.

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Post by Orwell on Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:40 pm

I think the message (or mision) is clear... Sir Rupert is hellbent on killing ALL the Bankses. Dead! Stone dead! Gone! No more! Shocked

Last in: Wisey decapitated witn a pen-knife! Sad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:44 pm

affraid No! No! NO! WTF! Forumshire without channeling? Its unthinkable- Im going round there right now to gather up the bits and get him to the wizards! And if anyone sees that so called knight before me dont kill him- he's mine!

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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:00 pm

ORWELL DO SOMETHING!!!!! :rage
NO NOT WISEY!!!!!!!!please save him




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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:06 pm



How can I dream of the stars without Wisey?

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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:22 pm

Thereis hope Mrs Figg- the Buckie Brewing Wizards are Scots after all so they specialise in severe knife wounds.

{{{What has got into that knight? He was only supposed to blow the bloody buildings up!!}}}

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Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:33 am

Sorry chaps, gone ... gone... no more... Life goes on - for those of us who remain! Shrugging Life is a veil of tears - we all know that. Crying or Very sad

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Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:34 am

Oh dear... Janesmith has been sent to Our Lady's in Rome.... Some scandal or something, about secret rites or something.... Times are a'changin' it seems. Shocked

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Post by Orwell on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:37 am

Porgy has fled with a chap dressed all in black -- last seen heading back to Buckland where her folks are... Luckilly, I don't suppose she'll be missed much. Crying or Very sad

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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:40 am

scratch A most pecular dream I had last night... Kill Orwell the voice... kill him too! The voice then said, take yourself back to the Undying Lands ol' Sir Knight, your job done... I know not what it all means, alack aloo alas! Suspect
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:59 pm

Im not standing for a forumshire without channeling! I'm just not accepting it!! Evil or Very Mad

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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:19 pm

Hey, uh, Mr Knight Sir....how'd you like a nice skin of wine? No, not the white one, doesn't hide the...um....I think you'll be happier with this nice rich complex red. More complex than a few minutes ago - um - must be the breathing, yeah, that's it...it's been breathing.

Nice little sip. Free on the house.

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Post by Diamond Banks on Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:29 pm

{{{{{Oh dear, I hope this Sir Rupert fellow doesn't find me before I can reveal my true feelings to Petty! Shocked Embarassed }}}}}
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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:46 pm

Me too Petty, we need channelin and we need it good. Sad

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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by leelee on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:37 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:affraid No! No! NO! WTF! Forumshire without channeling? Its unthinkable- Im going round there right now to gather up the bits and get him to the wizards! And if anyone sees that so called knight before me dont kill him- he's mine!

It worked with Wesley in the Princess Bride, please hurry Petty, just hurry. Shocked
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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:08 pm

I've put the bits into a (now soggy) cardboard box and left them with the wizards- who knows now? We shall have to wait and see.

{{and I did admittedly pay them 200 buckies if they would put Odo's head back on the wrong way round!}}}

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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:30 pm

Haha! That Orwell chap thought he could avoideth me by hiding under the bed... Well, the crows are pecking out his eyes even as we speak! cheers

But Diamond? Diamond is it? Where for art thou, Diamond? Suspect
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Post by leelee on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:33 pm

Sir Rupert Dashing wrote:Haha! That Orwell chap thought he could avoideth me by hiding under the bed... Well, the crows are pecking out his eyes even as we speak! cheers

But Diamond? Diamond is it? Where for art thou, Diamond? Suspect

Stop this please. No birds are pecking out Orwell's eyes. He is safe with us. We are standing guard over him day and night. Please just go away. We are not a violent place. We are a place of friendship and kindness, outspoken yes, but kind. Please go back and leave us be.

Petty, it is working. The bits have melded and he sleeps peacefully. When he awakes,( I never thought I should be saying this, ever) he will need quite a bit of buckie to kill the pain and the horror . Then he has to stay with us too until this violent rampage is over. . No No No
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Re: PETTY'S LADY

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:44 pm

Buckie you say? well I suppose I could sell him a small amount at mates rates, well matish rates.

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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:45 pm

Just as surely ye are kind and gentle, leelee lass, the Bankses (and their pecular henchobbit Orwell) are dead and gone... gone.. finished.... Shed no tears, they had it coming. Eru said so so...


Now young Diamond where would it be you would wishus to meet me? Smile
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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:47 pm

Diamond?.... Diamond...? oooh Diamond.... come out, come out... come out from wherever you are... I've got something forrrr you! Smile
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:49 pm

If I find you Sir Knight I am going to fill your suit with buckie and pig oil, remove your codpiece and use your old chap as a wick! Evil or Very Mad

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