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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:50 pm

It is just as I deserve, dear Petty Sir.... Now, you wouldn't be knowing where little Diamond is, as I surely be liking as to meet her? Very Happy
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:52 pm

Right stand still ya tin bastard, and hold this barrel of pig fat a second, now where did I put those matches?

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Post by Sir Rupert Dashing on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:58 pm

It tis surely no way to treat an umble Knight, Petty Sir.. an veritable outrage... aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh... Extremely Crabbit

... it is finished.... ... ... .... ... ...
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:01 pm

Whoooh! Shocked
Note to self- if you want to retain your eyebrows stand further back when setting fire to a pig fat and buckie soaked knight!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:07 pm

No more Wisey
what can I do
its upset me so much
I cannot poo.
old Wiseys a gonner
its very sad
Sir Rupert dashing
is a veritable cad.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:10 pm

Be brave Mrs Figg- I have speaking with the Buckie Brewing Wizards and although they say there are one or two problems with the bodies- mainly them being dead in bits and starting to go a bit manky- however they may be able to preserve the spiritis in some arcane buckie fashion- not really sure what they meant exactly- but we must be brave and hopeful.
And in the meantime I can announce that Forumshires new temporary Sherriff, Pretty, has appointed me to read Odo's will. All above board of course.


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Post by halfwise on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:20 pm

See Norc, there are true Knights! Petty has saved us all at great personal risk to himself and his odd smelling sporran...let the swooning commence.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:25 pm

Can you be a true knight with no eyebrows?

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Post by Diamond Banks on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:36 pm

You are most disgracefully forward, Sir Rupert! Mad Furthermore, I must inform you that my heart belongs to Petty alone. I love you
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:38 pm

It does?! Shocked What both of them? Shocked

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Post by Ally on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:59 pm

Mirabella Mirabella
gentle hobbit
NeedleeHole's Queen
Protector of Justice
Never mean

Her blood lays splattered
through the cracks in the road
Her head marks the centre of town
Where it does nothing but corrode

One thing is certain
that's for sure
I like mangos
but Mirabella more

It's eating me up
but letting me live
as my burning roof
falls on my head

As Dogs chew upon your face
ragged scraps of flesh spray
I close my curatains
for the sun did not rise upon that day

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:17 pm

Sad

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:17 am

Sad

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:18 am

what do you mean both of them Petty? is she a Time Lord? scratch

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:35 pm

Um, sorry I must have been distracted into thinking in pairs for some reason (or pears or possibly melons) I cant quite remember now.
Um, did anyone see which way Diamond went?

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Post by halfwise on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:00 pm

Shouldn't be hard to find, seems to be dropping garter belts and hair ribbons everywhere she goes. Good thing you rubbed out that dratted knight, would have been child's play for him to track her.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:11 pm

Garter Belts! So thats what those are, Ive been using them to keep my socks up.

Sadly there is no new news from the buckie wizards on who, if any of the Bankses survive.
If there is no news by Sunday I understand the NotP are plannning to run a sombre (ish-well for them) tasteful (again, ish) commerative issue to the Banks clan. Sad

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:07 pm

I cant believe the Banks are no more. Its cruel thats what it is. No


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Post by Amarië on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:23 pm

RIP Banks clan...

I guess Petty now has to render in a cemetery or large family tomb in his video.

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Post by leelee on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:23 pm

Sir Rupert Dashing wrote:Just as surely ye are kind and gentle, leelee lass, the Bankses (and their pecular henchobbit Orwell) are dead and gone... gone.. finished.... Shed no tears, they had it coming. Eru said so so...


Now young Diamond where would it be you would wishus to meet me? Smile

I have not slept from work since i came home at six thirty this morning. And I read this.
I feel too sad to even comment. I don't judge your heart sir, but i do not like you. Why would you do such a cruel thing.
I don't think I can come back. I just don't think I can now. No Sad
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Post by Amarië on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:49 pm

Not to worry, I think Diamond is safe now that Petty burned the evil knight.

I feel I am very curious about the will.


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:19 pm

Ah the will- I can ensure you me being appointed to read the will is perfectly above board- you can check with Pretty who is running the temporary Sherriffs office whilst Mirabella is, well, dead.

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:42 pm



If any of the ladies are interested Mrs Figgs Emporium do a nice line in black bustles.

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Post by halfwise on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:44 pm

What I'm thinking is, with all the rest of the Bankseses gone, Diamond is the only hope for continuation of the family name. I will gladly make the sacrifice as an unnamed donor. A kindly figure who stops by in her hour of need....if the thoughtful deed is done in anonymity clearly the love child must carry the Banks name.

Oh sorry, just mumbling to myself. Pay me no heed.

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