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Post by azriel on Fri May 25, 2018 4:05 pm

I often say " by thunder"...."if you don't".... whatever the situation is.

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri May 25, 2018 4:57 pm

The TV remote needs new batteries, by thunder!

This lettuce is wilted, by thunder!

Lighting is followed, by thunder!

My ears have been deafened, by thunder!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri May 25, 2018 7:57 pm

Forest Shepherd wrote:The TV remote needs new batteries, by thunder!

Laughing

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Mrs Figg on Fri May 25, 2018 7:59 pm

That curry is having a strange effect on my large intestine. By Thunder!

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sat May 26, 2018 1:15 am

By thunder! Where's the plunger?!


{{{best I could do under the circumstances}}}

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat May 26, 2018 1:49 am

{{ Oh lawrks! yonder green fungus infesting the nether reaches of my kilt doth make a bold and hitherto unheard of bid for my gentleman's most princely goods! Perchance it maybe that it shall be particular to this fiery liquid of buckie and thus shalt be sated by its timely consumption.  Egads its grown in great abundance upon an instance! and eagerly embraces my pickled  cucumber! No }}}

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sat May 26, 2018 5:47 am

Thy moisty regions prove wondrous fertile for spore and 'shroom alike!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat May 26, 2018 11:45 am

Long was this doom foretold. Hast thou mushrumps and feldswam on thy maypole forsooth.

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by azriel on Sat May 26, 2018 1:57 pm

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat May 26, 2018 3:55 pm

{{That always makes me think of this from Twin Peak- 0.20 }}


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat May 26, 2018 5:56 pm

{{This weeks gem from Frankie Boyles New World }}

'Things are bad in Gaza. Things are so bad in Gaza that porn stars have started referring to their pubic arrangement as a Gaza Strip- an area that's been so brutality pummelled that no child could ever hope to crawl out alive.'

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by azriel on Sat May 26, 2018 10:43 pm

My giddy God ! Very Happy

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Forest Shepherd on Sun May 27, 2018 1:03 am

Good grief!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:09 pm

{{Why you should never sit in Frankie Boyles line of sight! }}


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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:45 pm

{{This gets me every time- my favourite drunk comedian Johnny Vegas completely and in his own unique style derails what should be a simple 10 second promo for the topical tv show The Last Leg }}


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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:06 am


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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by azriel on Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Laughing

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:57 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:

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