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Post by halfwise on Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:14 pm

an ad, circa 1965?  It hints at how far the "science" of nutrition has progressed in the last 50 years.


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Post by Forest Shepherd on Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:38 pm

In some ways!

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Post by Eldy on Sun Oct 21, 2018 8:23 pm

Updated for the 21st century:

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by halfwise on Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:15 pm

Very Happy I wonder when ritalin-laced cookies will become a thing?

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Post by azriel on Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:47 am

Ooh, it says its not available in my country ! Bloody Spoil sports ! Mad

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Post by halfwise on Thu Oct 25, 2018 12:37 pm

That's annoying.  

36 year old woman pulled over, asked where she got the vehicle she's driving.  She said it's borrowed from a friend.  They told her it was reported as stolen and informed her she's going to jail.  She bursts into tears saying she didn't steal it as they handcuff her and put her in passenger seat of the police car.  As they are talking outside she slips out of her handcuffs, locks the doors and shimmies into the driver's seat.  

One cop to the other: "What's she doing?"
Other cop: "She's stealing your car."

They must have been from two different vehicles because what follows is a 90 mph car chase that ends when she pulls into an apartment complex and runs out.  They chase and capture her, at which she tearfully exclaims "you told me I was going to jail for something I didn't do, well now I'm going for something I DID do."

She's got pluck, gotta give her that.


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Post by azriel on Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:07 pm

Awh ! thankyou Halfy Smile I love you

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Post by Eldy on Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:19 am

Reminded me of all the nicknames back in the day (I think the meme started with Bandersnatch Cummerbund). Razz

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Post by azriel on Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:03 am

Nice to see an American version Smile My son still hasn't got the hang of English "wordism" yet Smile The odd thing I say on a daily basis, that is recognisable by anyone else, is still a mystery to him Smile

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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]

Post by halfwise on Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm

Been a while since I painted my tonsils with scamper juice.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:21 pm

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