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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by azriel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:47 pm

lol! Figgs !!  Very Happy

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Lancebloke on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:02 pm

Ok... so confirmed/rumoured sightings so far:

South Wales area (with Who and Pond)
Pacific North West (with Sasquatch)
New Zealand (having tea with PJ)

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Post by azriel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:57 pm

The sneaky devil's got a bloody Tardis !

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Post by David H on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:05 pm

I hope he's not stuck in NZ too long.... pale 


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Post by azriel on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:10 pm

Oh man ! I love that one Dave ! his face !  Razz

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Post by Amarië on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:15 pm

David H wrote:I hope he's not stuck in NZ too long.... pale 



Shocked 

Run, Petty! RUN!!!

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Post by Eldorion on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:18 pm

He must have been caught by PJ's security hobbits when trying to sneak in! affraid
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Orwell on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:31 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl


It's like you have a palantir or something, Mrs Figg!  Shocked 

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Orwell on Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:32 pm

Eldorion wrote:He must have been caught by PJ's security hobbits when trying to sneak in! affraid

Mmm.... would explain a few things... mmmm....

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Post by halfwise on Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:00 am

Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl


Orwell - put it to music!  bounce 

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Tinuviel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:06 am

halfwise wrote:
Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl


Orwell - put it to music!  bounce 

Yes yes!!!! Very Happy 

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Orwell on Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:56 am

Oh all right then...  Rolling Eyes 

Wait a sec tho....  Suspect 


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Post by Orwell on Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:12 am

The things I do to please people...  Rolling Eyes 



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Post by azriel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:58 am

lol!  That was a lovely Ode to Petty, We should have a Musical Hall of Fame with your songs Orwell ? The Norc song is STILL in my head....(even AFTER treatment & medication !)   Very Happy

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Norc on Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:11 am

NAWK NAWK NAWK..... NAWK NAWK NAWK.... with eyes in her head...
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by azriel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:15 am

Thankyou Norc !  Mad

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Post by azriel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:15 am

I love the Norc Song tho !  Very Happy

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Re: Pettytyrant sightings

Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:42 am

Orwell wrote:The things I do to please people...  Rolling Eyes 




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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:58 am

There was once a place called the Shire
it had all you could desire
whether it was singin or lore
poems or more
esoteric stuff
it was never a bore
then came the dark day
its always the way
people went missing
and the rain it was pissing
Winter was chilling
all that is found will be lost
like renegade post
or toast
falling butter side down.









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Post by Bluebottle on Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:30 pm

I like how you seem to write these songs spontaniously, Orwell. Avoiding overthinking things is often half the struggle.

And good work on the map, Lance.  Nod 

I heard some whispers of Antartica. That's quite close to New Zealand isn't it?
 

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Post by Tinuviel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:25 pm

cheers cheers cheers cheers Fantastic Orwell!!!!!!!!!

And Blue, he must be down there dancing drunkedly with Happy Feet  drunken 

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Post by Lancebloke on Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:59 pm

Tin - there was an early confirmed sighting of him in your cellar.... but I don't know where your castle is located to be able to put in on the map....

Edit - Just received this from an anonymous source:

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Post by Tinuviel on Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:38 pm

It's in Valinor, so I guess just put him it on Hawaii! And OF COURSE he's in my Buckie cellar, the few times he wasn't here that's where he was, and now he won't leave! I swear if he steals it though... Mad 

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Post by David H on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:53 pm

I got to hear the Figg/Orwell collaboration last night. Glorious! It really moved me. I honestly don't have the words...... Sad 
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Post by Norc on Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:23 pm

i love ur avatar david.. i can't get over it Razz it's so fabulous!!!
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