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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:16 am

I wasn't there! That's not me! That could be any hoodie wearing Scothobbit in a kilt! I was in my barrel honest!


oh and for legal reason, and because those drunken bums forgot Pure Publications have asked me to say that the fictional city of London is of course from the novel Jack. Just in case there was any coonfusion about where this London place is.


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Post by Orwell on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:16 am

The Purist is Pure mischief! Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:19 am

Was editing as you posted Orwell.
Discraceful is what I'd call it. I mean if I'd rioted first place I'd go would be Pure Publications- unlimited buckie and once its burnt to the ground they can't report it!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:21 am

"Having studied the photograph, I must say, I cut a very sexy angry young man figure"- Orwell

Well you certainly seem to think you're the hottest thing about judging by your choosen hand position! Shocked

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Post by Orwell on Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:38 am

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"Having studied the photograph, I must say, I cut a very sexy angry young man figure"- Orwell

Well you certainly seem to think you're the hottest thing about judging by your choosen hand position! Shocked

Well, you can't hope to love others if you can't love yourself first. Shrugging

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Post by Tinuviel on Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:11 pm

A little humiliation is good for the soul! You men should get what you deserve! queen
Next time, there will be consequences from ME (and Eldo) so be curteous when posting! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:53 pm

(Mumble) ..sorry yer Maj.......was just caught up in the moment...

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Post by Baingil on Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:25 pm

Another hilarious edition of the Purist. And this time not directed at me, except for that dig about shoes! Non-existent, I say! Now, maybe I do have a few too many daggers...
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Post by Orwell on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:35 pm

Tinuviel wrote:A little humiliation is good for the soul! You men should get what you deserve! queen
Next time, there will be consequences from ME (and Eldo) so be curteous when posting! Evil or Very Mad

If it comes to that, I'm prepared to take my spanking like a man, your Majesty, for I know I've been a very naughty boy. Laughing

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Post by Orwell on Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:36 pm

Baingil wrote:Another hilarious edition of the Purist. And this time not directed at me, except for that dig about shoes! Non-existent, I say! Now, maybe I do have a few too many daggers...

Any rag that would make fun of a lady's love of shoes should be banned, I imagine (especially if they make fun of me too, that is!)

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:03 am

I've been unexpectedly busy with work but I'm finally going back and reading some of the threads I missed and this edition of the DP is hilarious! lol! Although the riot itself is considerably more funny in retrospect. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:11 am

"Although the riot itself is considerably more funny in retrospect"- Eldo

This is often the case!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:30 pm

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Post by Ringdrotten on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:46 pm

These are dark times..

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:52 pm

Indeed they are Ringdrotten. And we all know who is to blame! But in dark times friends must rally together and get buckied over it in the hope it will all have gone away by the time they are sober again. Its the only way!

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Post by Eldorion on Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:31 pm

If it makes you feel better, Petty, Taz is apparently up to his old tricks of deleting threads and trying to purge references to topics he doesn't want discussed (see my latest post in the thread about the other site). So much for being optimistic. Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:16 pm

Dark by name Dark by nature Eldo. This will be the 2nd 'Chamberlain moment' of your term in office Eldo. Nice costs lives! The Forumshire press are watching.

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Post by Eldorion on Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:36 pm

Laughing I'm tempted to e-mail him and ask what's up but at this point I should just cut my losses.
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Post by Orwell on Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:09 pm

I, of course, am not fooled by those very friendly delightful people, nor by by that lovely chap Taz...

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Post by odo banks on Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:11 pm

I'm not fooled, off course. {{{I'm making sure that when the sword of Damacles falls, the More Respectable folk of that Land can flee here, into my Forgiving though Respectable Stern Re-borning Embrace!}}}

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Post by Tinuviel on Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:28 am

I think all of this is just ridiculous! It's just a bunch of people talking about LOTR and TH, why bother getting competetive about site popularity? Besides, I'm in charge of every forum everywhere (since I am Her Majesty). The sooner this Taz chap realizes it, the better! queen

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Post by Baingil on Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:32 am

At least I never used a false name. Very Happy
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Post by Orwell on Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:41 am

Baingil Randir is your REAL name? Shocked

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:01 pm

lol!

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Post by Baingil on Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:25 am

If the names used on that forum were false names then mine must be true. On the other hand, if the DP was reporting wrongly, then I was and am under a false name, but I can sue for libel. Very Happy
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