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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by odo banks on Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:56 pm

Suspect {{{Strange strange girl! Rolling Eyes }}}

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Orwell on Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:59 pm

{{{I know, Odo! I know! I knowwwwwwww! Rolling Eyes }}}

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:03 am

7 people dead on a s.dakota farm- Ally

that sounds like a lyric. Suspect But even if not Ally its not nearly so bad as half rations on the buckie. Mad
And yes Odo times are hard. Do you realise I've had to have my jacuzzi replumbed so its now only buckie in one tap and WATER in the other instead of more buckie. You have no idea the hardships I endure sitting there with your great big hole and all. Mad

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by David H on Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:18 am

Wisey Banks wrote:source! source!
of course! of course!
everyone loves
the original source

eat it on apples
eat it on chips
lick it off ladies
lick lick lick

(it's been done since the beginning,
of course! of course!)



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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:27 am

odo banks wrote: Suspect {{{Strange strange girl! Rolling Eyes }}}

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I wake up and paint pictures of sheep and hang them in various places all over my house.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:56 am

Yes, but you're Welsh hobbit-stock Ally- I thought that was perfectly normal? Wink

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:00 am

Well I am half Polish too

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:02 am

So you do a lot of part-time work? scratch

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:05 am

I'm unemployed full time, which you may notice, as.I am logged in 23 hours each day

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:05 am

Well at least you do it fulltime- that shows commitment! Nod

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:08 am

Though my plan of moving back to Poland to teach english could mean me cutting back to only 22 hours!!

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:12 am

Careful now! Dont want to attempt too much all at once. Maybe do it in fifteen minute incriments. With a long gap of say a week between them. Nod

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Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:18 am

I'm not qualified to teach sadly. There's a strange lack of custom for people wanting to learn Polish here in wales

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:23 am

Must be a teaching college somewhere in Wales Ally.
Ah student days-eating nothing but cheap noodles, drinking too much, dancing in fields on mushrooms, falling asleep in boring lectures and then waking up wondering why all the colours are so vivid and surreal and then remembering the mushrooms that seemed a good idea the night before and of course chasing girls, more often than not fruitlessly, but was still fun. Very Happy Yes college or uni I recommend. Just what a young person needs, if they survive it.

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Post by Ally on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:32 am

Too poor to pay this year, not that my art a level could take me anywhere Wink

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:34 am

My art Higher and a bit of work putting together a portfolio got me into college doing an HND in Graphic design. A level and Higher are equivelent exams, more or less (ours is better, obviously Wink ).

Shame about the fees down there too. Bad bad libdems! Mad

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Orwell on Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:49 am

Good to see this Thread has dropped down the list of Threads Very Happy ... oooops! Embarassed

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Mirabella on Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:27 am

Citizens of Forumshire, Visitors from Bree, Ambassadors from Dark PLanet, etc. etc. etc.

Let it be known that there is only one Shirriff's Office under Law in Forumshire. Other organisations are Proscribed and Illegal. Stern punishment awaits any who would seek to undermine the Natural Forumshire Authorities!

Frankly, the sooner we have a Strong King - and not a limp wristed Admin Rolling Eyes - the better! We need a King who knows where the Buckie stops --- and where the tap is for loyal Buckie-imbibers!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Garek the Guard on Mon Aug 06, 2012 1:39 pm

Si-Si-Si-yes thank you I realize my helmet looks good on me- but sir- yes Sir I realize you are trying to organize a meeting- but Si-SIR, if you would let me finish, you cannot leave your horse there. Why not? Didn't you look at the signs down there? All these spaces are reserved for the disabled & elderly. Look, Si, SIR, rules are rules. Even if you are the in the air, I am going to have to ask you to move

Remember no parking on the road outside of Needlehole Hall

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:31 pm

Now thats just typical of Odo's parking that is!

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Tinuviel on Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:59 am

WHOA! WHAT??????? A KING? I run this place fine, and so does Eldo! If anybody has complaints, they can tell me them, I won't put them to sleep with hair or spike their buckie (at least, not right away Shrugging ) This is treasonous! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Time to rouse my secret service. I'll give Orome a call and see if he can spare Huan a few hounds Twisted Evil }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:53 pm

well I'm back.
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Re: The Daily Purist

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:56 pm

And so is your front! Very Happy

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Post by Mrs Figg on Sat Aug 11, 2012 11:07 pm

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