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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by odo banks on Mon May 23, 2011 4:08 am

Just what I'd expect from a rag beloved of Scotshobbits!

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Post by Baingil on Mon May 23, 2011 6:13 am

*gets popcorn*
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Ringdrotten on Mon May 23, 2011 2:43 pm

"Mr Tyrant: (a.r): "Nock the nelly knee, gee me nikkynacks!" Shocked "

lol! lol! lol!

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Squach on Mon May 23, 2011 5:33 pm

The Archet Bugle wrote:
Squatch: (a.r.): Let me see. I'll show him! Forumshire dictionary ----- Here it is. S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. Gee willikens, he was right after all! Shocked

May I suggest a quick edit? Or is the archet bug too cool to be kind, Mr Odd-o

Squach: (Real Reply) Forumshire dictionary ----- Here it is! S.Q.U.A.C.H! I am always right. Smile

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by odo banks on Mon May 23, 2011 11:04 pm

You obviously go by that ridiculous Phonetic Dictionary they brought out for illiterate hobbits! We'd never use that at Our Lady's. Rolling Eyes We must compromise, I suppose. What say I allow you to spell it your way, and I'll write it the correct way. That should do. One needs to have a thick hide in this day and age, I feel. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:29 am

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Post by odo banks on Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:36 am

I sense big things coming! Big tawdry things! Rolling Eyes

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:19 pm

I've seen an early edition- big things are afoot in Forumshire! Delivery is imminent, soon as the buckie is here and I'm paid. Oh that looks like the boat coming in now. Back in a mo with the new issue, I hope.

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:23 pm

Very Happy

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Orwell on Sun Jun 12, 2011 12:46 pm

i suspect trouble will come of these reports... sorry about the lack of capitals, i'm holding the cat on my lap just now, she looks so restful and content, shame to move my arm... notp are you muckraking or is this true... a female agent of destruction... i've no doubt odo will find a way to resist his overthrow... he's not as stupid as you think... well, he probably is, but he seems awfully lucky at times... again... sorry about the one handed typing...

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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:02 pm

"notp are you muckraking or is this true"- Orwell

As is always the case with the NotP the word 'truth' comes with 26 pages of lawyers caveats!

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:21 pm

A late breakfast with a fresh edition of NotP - a perfect way to start the day Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:38 pm

And a Doctor Who finale to make it perfect?

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:44 pm

Breakfast with NotP and dinner with the Doctor Who finale - yes, that sounds perfect to me Smile

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:52 pm

Not bad at all. Assuming we all make it till then, what with a crazy feminist killer on the loose somewhere!

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Post by Ringdrotten on Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:19 pm

Yes, that was some disturbing news. I'm thinking I should've kept my jokes to myself pale

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:34 pm

I think there's a few of us will be watching our backs now thanks to previous comments (made in complete innocence of course!).
I've also been informed by Pretty that the Purists Publications are continuing their ad campaign on the Dark Planet. If she's not careful they will throw her out, still not like it'll be the first place to do so. Usually its involves dancing on tables and tassles so at least that'll be a change.

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Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:09 pm

Strange things are afoot in Forumshire, it seems! I shall have to see to it that we have added security at the Party, though with all these rumors about Shirriffs and corruption it's hard to know which group of armed drunks to trust. Mad

Brilliant edition of NOTP, though! Very Happy
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Re: The News of the Pure

Post by Squach on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:30 pm

Lolcats are definitely funny.


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See? He thinks lolcats are funny!


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What villain?!?!?!? Shocked Shocked Shocked

Petty, what you should do is you should send your edits to PJ, along with this lolcat!


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Post by Eldorion on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:35 pm

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I'm not sure if it's Petty or PJ who is more likely to say that. lol! Perhaps Petty is so crabbit about PJ because he knows they're similar. Laughing

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Post by Baingil on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:38 pm

Squach wrote:Lolcats are definitely funny.

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Post by Squach on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:41 pm

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:47 pm

What is wrong with you people?! There's a lolcats thread-this is for the Purity of Print!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

And as to you and your thoughts Eldo- "Perhaps Petty is so crabbit about PJ because he knows they're similar."- brand new crabbit meter, just back from the shop with it and you say that!!!! Now I've got to back to the shop again!! So crabbit now!!! Evil or Very Mad

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