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Post by Forest Shepherd on Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:02 pm

I'm not sure. Noone has died yet, it just doesn't seem right. I mean, how will we know if the willy-nilly Liberals or the stubborn-butt Purists have won?
I like that we have a crater now. Perhaps we can get some more of that action going on. Or maybe I can start manifesting the wicked intentions of the dark god Armok on the map?

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:53 pm

That  sounds like cowardly liberal talk Bungo! - I hope you're not planning on deserting when there are PJ liberals on the lose?!

Got to admit, didn't see the being turned to jelly bit coming. Here however I feel I have an advantage, as I am used to getting about on legs that are so drunk they may as well be made of jelly anyway.  Nod 

So using my amazing skills-

I BITE OFF MRS FIGG'S JELLY HEAD, AS I'M THE SORT WHO ALWAYS EATS A JELLY BABY HEAD FIRST!

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Post by azriel on Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:50 pm

I like chewing on wine gums for quite a while  Smile 

So, I fly up into the air after Bungo's miraculous appearing bazooka eh ? ok, I call upon my trusty broomstick mid air & spray reems of blinding sparkles at the Purists as they hobble for cover, thus giving enough time for Figgy & Ringo to rally & for fooks sake think up a plan of attack, (& final destruction !)  Smile (& dont bring Bertie Basset into it )

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Post by Mrs Figg on Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:42 pm

Suspect  Petty bites my head off and then two more grow in its place like a Hydra head. I sink my poisonous fangs into Pettys buttocks.  Laughing 

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:02 am

Shocked 

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Post by David H on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:16 am

Mrs Figg wrote: I sink my poisonous fangs into Pettys buttocks.  Laughing 

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 am

Hydra's have a proclivity towards Scottish buttocks. Only God knows why...

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Post by bungobaggins on Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:03 am

Kill the liberals.

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Post by azriel on Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:18 am

Razz Now there's a thought Dave ! Do yer think he'd (Petty) will taste like a very pickled haggis ? oh & by the way................................

Kill the purists  Twisted Evil 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:38 pm

I feel I should be safe this round- my buttocks have their own inbuilt protections  Twisted Evil 

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Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 am

I don't want to know i don't want to know IDON'TWANTTOKNOW!!

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:42 am

its the crushed remains of Buckie bottles, they have encrusted his bum like Smaug's jooled waistcoat. after years of lying on a bed full of discarded Buckie bottles, no human can pierce his hide.
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Post by Forest Shepherd on Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:02 am

Well that's not so bad then I guess.

{{{The bloody answer had better be Mirrormere Mrs. Figg!!!!}}}

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Post by Mrs Figg on Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:07 am

it is  Razz 

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Post by bungobaggins on Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:09 am

bump

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Post by azriel on Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:52 am

Ive lost the thread (excuse the pun ) its been a while ? Who's go is it ? Is anyone dead yet ?

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Post by bungobaggins on Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:30 pm

Waiting on Forest, and he's about to go on vacation for three weeks!  affraid 

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Post by azriel on Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:14 pm

Oh fook,

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Post by bungobaggins on Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:42 pm

oh, I don't think Ringo has stated his action for this round.

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:13 pm

Come on Ringdrotten! Just when I'm winning too!

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Post by azriel on Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:52 pm

Says who ? You aint won yet Petty me boy  Evil or Very Mad Laughing 

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Post by Pettytyrant101 on Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:23 pm

How can I lose? Im already drunk!  drunken 

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Post by azriel on Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:46 pm

Laughing 

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Post by Ringdrotten on Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:04 pm

Sorry about that guys, was going to post here yesterday but after almost 24 hours of being on the move I felt like sleeping  Sleep Besides, a Fjordian is never late - he arrives precisely when he feels like fighting off purists!

Stop Petty from killing the liberals by drowing him in the river!

Shame about my claim from last round, though Mad

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Post by azriel on Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:30 pm

Short, sharp & simple, just how I like it  Very Happy 
 Wave Hello Ringo,

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